Just chillin with my bros in bmore
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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Bro, you seem like spam. Thats not real meet, bro.
Baltimore Rock Opera Society has been repping Brotopia since last year's epic rock opera Gründlehämmer. We'll be bro-ing down at the Art Car Festival during Artscape. Come chug some brews.
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Bro, kinda feel like your making fun of bros. You guys should do some vertical horizon or Sublime.
Bros, saw this hot qt at the gym but didnt have a chance to hit that up so i posted this ad on craigslist. they took it down but luckily one of my nerd friends made a jpg pic of it with his computer so I could have it. If youve seen this hot chick please hit me up, bros. Yall know who this chick is?
Bummed that ESPN zone is closing
Bros, totally bummed that ESPN zone is closing. Though know what bros? Tonites the last nite!!!! Bros, we’re gonna hit it up and be there all nite. Gonna fuckin kick EVERY. SINGLE. KEG. in that place bros. Yall need to come down and help us. J-dawg said he’d do like 15 keg stands. Gonna be SICK.
Made up my mind about soccer
Bros, finally made up my mind about whether soccer is the. shit. or gay. Bros, soccer is the. shit!!!!! BROS YOU KNOW WHY?? Because the games are on so early in the morning and the bars are opening up and shit for the games so you can be pounding brews and eating wings at like 7am!! Yall know where I’m gonna be on Friday.!! U -S - A! U-S-A!!! Where do yall go to get wasted and watch soccer?
Probly gonna get a tat
Bros, thinking I’m probly gonna get a tat. Pretty sure what I’m gonna get but still need to decide a little. Either thinking about some sweet tribal pattern on my biceps because their huge and sorta feel like that will draw peoples attention then more. Also thinking about one of those chinese tats. Those are fuckin sweet bros. It would probly be dope as shit if i had some chinese tats. Some chick I met at Mothers last weekend said i should get some irish thing on my ankle but pretty sure thats gay. Do yall know how to say fuckin ripped in chinese?
Best song. ever.
Bros, just heard the fuckin best song in the. world. Some killer band called One Republic. Freakin “ALL THE RIGHT FRIENDS IN ALL WRONG PLACES!!!!!!!! SO YEAH WERE GOIN DOWN!!!” YAH bros!!!! Fuckin love the song. Feel like One Republic is really deep. Like they really understand me. Do yall know any better songs than this one?
Three words bros…
Roof. top. Deck. Gonna head up there now bros to grill some meat, pound some brews and chill with my shirt off. Been hittin the gym so i’m fuckin ripped right now. Yall need to come and party with us!
Not gay
Bros, some twitter bro called me hot. Just want to make sure that yall know i’m not gay. lata, bros.
Chillin at the mall
Bros, went to the mall today to get some new cargo shorts and backwards hats today. Hit up Abercromby and Fitch and Hollister too just to chill with some bros. Love those stores, bros. Feels like your on a beach house and in a mad thumpin club at the same time. Need to get some of that killer colone they have at those stores. Probly drives chicks mad crazy. Gotta put at. least. 6 squirts on. Gotta make sure chicks can recognize your smell from across the bar. Works every time when I’m chillin at Bay Cafe, bros. Do yall prefer hollister colone or abercrombie colone?
